machete slapped

1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.

2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).

3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.

Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!

Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.

by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013

Knuckle Slapped

v. The act of a female punching a person (male or female) in the face. punch

"Julia knuckle slapped that bitch kissing her boyfriend."

by Ibt January 23, 2016

switch slapped

When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.

This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.

Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."

Deal with it brizzle, you just gots switch slapped.

by Ae5Ea8 September 13, 2016

Butt Snapped

The act of accidentally snapping someone in Snapchat.

(Similar to butt texting or butt dialing)

I accidentally butt snapped him last night and now he thinks I still want to talk to him.

by Avolyn July 4, 2020

Cock Slapped

When a girl is incredibly infatuated with a guy and will do anything for him despite him not being interested. This phenomenon is quite similar to being pussy whipped or being a simp.

Tom: "Hey Ashley, can I borrow $12,000?"
Ashley: "Sure Tom, anything for you."
Dave: "Dang bro, she Cock Slapped for real!!!"

by MRTY-2002 October 5, 2020

get slapped

just means don’t play w me like.

GET SLAPPED.

by his gfff 😍😍. March 6, 2023

Cock Slapped

1) The act of taking ones penis and "slapping" it across the victims face. If done correctly, a cock imprint will be left on the face of the woman (I Hope) or man (Fucking Fags)

also: cock slappestry

Dude! I totally cock slapped that whore in the face after I burned here thighs with a crack pipe!

by Kaaos January 11, 2005