Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP)

v. and n.

When using the tool, Stumbleupon on a slow work day and you have 'Stumbled' so many times that:

1. You are actually sick of the internet;

2. All the pages are beginning to look familiar;

3. You're clicking next out of habit and aren't even looking at the computer screen any more.

Roopy: Lola, you look tired and depressed.

Lola: I had a slow day at work today, so I used Stumbleupon for 6 hours straight and I might murder something if I see another Cyanide and Happiness comic strip.

Roopy: Ouch, looks like you've hit Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP). Go read a book for a few days, you'll feel better.

by BahumBugg April 23, 2011

pimp the situation

Make the best out of the moment / Wing it, dude...

Person 1: Hey dude, I'm falling for this girls but I'm too shy to talk to her.
Person 2: pimp the situation, pussy.

by OfficialHAA April 21, 2017

Thommy Thommy Situation

A statement used against someone when they are in a difficult or uncomfortable situation that they don’t know how to get out of,they avoid or get rid of this situation by ‘ghosting’ or ignoring it.

Person 1: Bro this girl fucks w me but i don’t feel the same way,and i don’t know how to handle it.
Person 2: Damn bro,it looks like you’re in a Thommy Thommy Situation

Person 1: I guess i have to ghost her :(

by Thommyyy1x January 27, 2021

Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

Situation

anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.

Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.

by provider44 January 20, 2010

Must-Rape Situation

A situation in which you are morally obligated to rape someone.

There was a hot redhead sleeping face down in my bed. It was a must-rape situation.

by Davor Jumbotron April 7, 2007

700 mile situation

noun. circumstance under which one is seperated by great distance from the object of their affection. can be synonymous with a long distance relationship.

They keep telling me to date someone local, by heart's wrapped up in this 700 mile situation I'm in.

by Res! May 4, 2005