Porky Surprise

A taste busting snack as defined by British comedian Jasper Carrot: Ham, jam and Spam wrapped round a Wagon Wheel.

The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".

by Houdinia December 9, 2008

6am surprise

Doesn't have to be 6am, but anytime your partner rolls over for an unexpected bonin'/love session.

"He usually sleeps 'til noon, but he woke up today with a 6am surprise."

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.

Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009

Surah

A Surah (also spelled Sura, Arabic: سورة‎ sūrah plural سور suwar) is a chapter of the Qur'an, traditionally arranged roughly in order of decreasing length. Each Surah is named for a word or name mentioned in one of its ayat (sections).

Surah (Sura) Al-Fatiha

In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds
The Beneficent, the Merciful.
Owner of the Day of Judgement
Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek.
Show us the straight path,
The path of those whom Thou hast favoured; Not the (path) of those who earn Thine anger nor of those who go astray.

by There Is No God But Allah April 4, 2010

government surplus

In city, county, state, and federal governmental organizations, a surplus is a situation where such organizations take in more money than they pay out.

George W. Bush took the budget and flushed it down the toilet. We had a surplus when we came in, now we have record deficets.

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

cincinnati surprise

v. When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.

My friend threw up in my house and didnt clean it so he got a cincinnati surprise

by kdlfnglkdnf April 27, 2006

quelle surprise

from french: what a surprise

"looks like we're going to exams next week"
"quelle surprise"

by aigh January 1, 2009