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plastic surgery

Man, she looks way better after that plastic surgery.
by pastaroni August 23, 2008
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surf 'n jerk

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.
My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.
by Murry D. December 12, 2008
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Surrey Jack

An Indo canadian person who thinks he’s top shit and tax’s people’s shoes and clothes, Usually they vape, smoke weed, and drink crown royal. They have a turbine haircut, and wear Jordan, Nike, Adidas or Champion. Most live in newton but is now expanding to guildford and white rock. You can find most surrey jacks at GTC or Central. There instagrams usually include “604” in them.
P1: Hey wanna go to GTC

P2: No way the surrey jack is there and he stole my canada goose
by crack is good November 15, 2019
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sofa surfing

Living or traveling rent free by sleeping on the sofa of friends or relatives.
I saved a bunch of money by sofa surfing my vacation across the country.
by josjr May 31, 2007
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dern sure

"Dern sure" is a word used by a crazy man the loves cats and says "what the brown","OH MY MEOW",or simply just "meow", "Dern sure" is used when you are very sure of something. this mans name is jordan others call him hordan but he is better know as Kootra. Kootra is a youtube video game commentator and leader if "The Creatures" he Dern sure is funny.
He Dern sure is a heavy !
by Whatthebrown July 24, 2014
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Surveyor

1.A god like person that is infinitely more cunning than an engineer but unlike engineers actually have devoloped the socal skills of an 'A' list celib.

2.A typical Surveyor uses all manner of cool robotic instruments, laser scanners, eletronic measuring devices, high end computer programs and a beat up old 4WD.

3. A Typical Surveyor is better than a 'mans best friend' makes females go weak at the knees and wet at the crotch just by being in their presence and still has time to go to the pub after work.

4. Famous Surveyors in history are GOD, McGuyver, Mr T, Chuck Norris, The Loch Ness Monster, Einstein, JFK, Malcom X, Snoopy, James Bond, all Ninjas, Mr Miyagi, Thomas Eddison, The Hoff.

5. The average surveyor is able to bring the real world into the office of the timid cartographer by all manner of observations and exact measurements and can easily take the rambling designs of a fat-arsed but exciteable engineer and put them into the real world (or not, if they are complete shit).

6. The Surveyor is often the target for the jealousy of others due to feelings of inadequacy (usually in the pants). Due to this Surveyors will often work in teams, where each will watch the other's back like a highly trained quasi-military unit. In this case the term "Team Survey" can be applied.
The Surveyors surveyed that (whatever object you want) and made a 3D digital image of it. Thanks Survey!!
by markhasdrunken March 27, 2007
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squat and surf

To use a laptop computer connected to the internet whilst seated on the John.
Jon: Why were you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I was caught up in a nice session of squat and surf.
by Adam Zeldin April 19, 2008
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