Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.
Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?
Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.
Robert: Really?
Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student
Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.
Robert: Really?
Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student
by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006
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Someone who hides their alcoholism and insecurities by constantly gossiping about classmates.
Someone who knows how to party.
Someone who hides their alcoholism and insecurities by constantly gossiping about classmates.
Someone who knows how to party.
"Who is that douchebag over there wearing a blazer with khacki shorts and bragging about how he met Obama once?"
"Oh, that's just a law student."
"Oh, that's just a law student."
by Big Freeze UFL February 1, 2010
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akin to the hairs on a hobos ball sack. The imd student does nothing, and understands even less. Usually found looking like someone spewed a rainbow over them. Distant cousins of mighty Applied Computing students. May react angrily when confused. Easily done.
Imd students are the scummiest people to walk the streets of dundee, even worse than hookers with syphalis
by I rock March 7, 2005
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Get the Student mug.A Temple University cultural organization that represents Haitian students. They hold great meetings and programs on Haitian culture. They show love to all other cultures and love to collaborate with other organizations.
Girl: You going to the Haitian Student Organization meeting today?
Boy: Of course! I gotta find out more about those Haitian people, I just LOVE their food.
Boy: Of course! I gotta find out more about those Haitian people, I just LOVE their food.
by sweetychikc14 February 4, 2010
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"stu·dent n.
One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university."
A person of any age, starting from 17/18. Can continue to be named a student for a number of years after they graduate.
Someone who has left school, and moved on to the freedom of life without parents control, much time is spent watching daytime television, drinking alcohol (day and night) sleeping until 4, staying up after a night out until after dawn. Many students enjoy drinking games and sourcing the cheapest alcohol available in the cheaper establishments in the town.
Generally speaking, student days are when many have the largest disposable income of their life, large companies are willing to give students large amounts of money to fund their student days, much of this is spent on alcohol consumption. And beans.
Parents send children off to university in the hopes that they study under the belief that they will attend every lecture they have signed up to and take part in responsible drinking. In reality, a student arrives at university, commences drinking, continues to do so until drunk, following this, drinks some more, then upon waking up the following morning with a hangover attends lectures only occasionally in the following 3/4 years.
"stu·dent n.
One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university."
A person of any age, starting from 17/18. Can continue to be named a student for a number of years after they graduate.
Someone who has left school, and moved on to the freedom of life without parents control, much time is spent watching daytime television, drinking alcohol (day and night) sleeping until 4, staying up after a night out until after dawn. Many students enjoy drinking games and sourcing the cheapest alcohol available in the cheaper establishments in the town.
Generally speaking, student days are when many have the largest disposable income of their life, large companies are willing to give students large amounts of money to fund their student days, much of this is spent on alcohol consumption. And beans.
Parents send children off to university in the hopes that they study under the belief that they will attend every lecture they have signed up to and take part in responsible drinking. In reality, a student arrives at university, commences drinking, continues to do so until drunk, following this, drinks some more, then upon waking up the following morning with a hangover attends lectures only occasionally in the following 3/4 years.
John's a student, he has no time for a job, he spends it all drinking.
James has no money... he's a student.
Paul and Mary were so proud of their daughter Jane at university, however every time they called, she slurred "I'm studying, I'll call you when I'm sober.. I mean, about to tuck in for the night, since I've got a lecture at nine in the morning"
James has no money... he's a student.
Paul and Mary were so proud of their daughter Jane at university, however every time they called, she slurred "I'm studying, I'll call you when I'm sober.. I mean, about to tuck in for the night, since I've got a lecture at nine in the morning"
by electric-socks May 31, 2006
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lifeless; without hope
2. n.
a sense of despair
3. v.
to make a really poor decision
see: game over
lifeless; without hope
2. n.
a sense of despair
3. v.
to make a really poor decision
see: game over
"Man I really grad-studented when I decided to eat that rotten hot-dog last night."
"That dead bum we just passed sent a shudder of grad student through me."
"That dead bum we just passed sent a shudder of grad student through me."
by OMH December 14, 2005
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