strosting

the act of making out while fingering and jerking off at the same time

guy 1. dude i was home alone so i invited her over

guy 2. what did you guys do?

guy 1. we were strosting

by bigpenisjit69 July 4, 2021

Stronking

Stronking is another word for choking and coughing specifically when there is mucus in the throat.

"Hey, bro, how'd you sleep last night?"
"Awful man, I was up all night Stronking."

by LorelaiCarter December 18, 2021

the stroking leaves

The worst damn band ever. A mix between The Strokes and Leaves, 'the stroking leaves'. Horrible music and none of the members can even play instruments. TBS, Brand New, and Thursday rule, not the stroking leaves.

Yea these random people decided to make up some band called the stroking leaves, but noones ever heard of them.

by sob January 23, 2004

the stroking leaves

Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T

Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!

by SlAp Me Im NiCoLe! February 26, 2004

saget stroking

the act of stroking bob saget (fag)

jim and bob were saget stroking for 4 hours straight

by Asian Toad June 22, 2011

stroking the gerbil

A phrase for describing the use of an iphone or iPod touch, due to how it appears when using a touchscreen.

Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.

'That git, always stroking his gerbil'
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.

by Osiris3309 December 1, 2009

strooming

To be ridiculously good at the sport of racquet ball.

Boy, that guy was really strooming it up at the racquet ball courts tonight!

by claydouche December 18, 2008