a type of hairstyle comprising all the hair slicked back from the face (usually in a ponytail) except for two strands, often the same length as the rest of the hair, taken from the two top corners of the forehead and left to dangle "fashionably". Very often this hair has not seen shampoo in weeks and when squeezed would probably be able to dress a garden salad. This hairstyle is generally sported by the kind of girl who you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, mainly because there is every danger the ten-foot pole would disappear SOMEWHERE and the girl wouldn't even break a sweat.
Person 1: How should I wear my hair tonight?
Person 2: Maybe straighten it. Anything but slut strands!
Person 2: Maybe straighten it. Anything but slut strands!
by watevstrevs November 17, 2009
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when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass
by prestoner October 2, 2005
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not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.
A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.
note: this usually applies to gay men.
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.
A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.
note: this usually applies to gay men.
what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
by cockstar2 June 29, 2011
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A term coined by Hideo Kojima to refer to his game Death Stranding. Strand type games are mainly about making connections, specially between players in an asynchronous manner. These games place combat in the backseat (if not removing them completely), making players that are used to the AAA Skinner Box shooters irrationally angry and confused.
A term coined by Hideo Kojima to refer to his game Death Stranding. Strand type games are mainly about making connections, specially between players in an asynchronous manner. These games place combat in the backseat (if not removing them completely), making players that are used to the AAA Skinner Box shooters irrationally angry and confused.
Fred is making this game about placing alerts and ladders in a world for other players to use. This might be the next strand type game!
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I'm so stunad today. I put the milk in the cabinet and the salt in the refrigerator.
Talk to me after I drink my coffee then I won't feel so stunad.
Talk to me after I drink my coffee then I won't feel so stunad.
by WannyKazan January 10, 2009
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