toxic stool

Taking a shit with such a grossly offensive smell that it makes vomit on top of said shit making it smell like Barack Obama's undertit.

And walked into the bar's bathroom and there was some toxic stool on the floor.

by Barack Obama's milk December 25, 2014

waterborne stool

A waterborne stool is a stool passed in a running stream, ones podex is facing downstream and the water gently eases the stool out leaving no messy post stool detrius, the stream acts as natures midwife

Look mom, whats that bobbing downstream ? "looks like a 'waterborne stool ' to me son "

by crispygillbone September 5, 2014

Gape Stool

When a person gapes another person's asshole and defecates into the gaped asshole while sitting on top of the person using the person as a stool.

Hey Karbo, I heard you were Toby's gape stool yesterday?

by ManWithNoSoul April 13, 2017

Boomerang Stool

The stool that appears to be flushed down the toilet but then comes back up.

- You didn't flush the toilet man wtf ?
- It was a boomerang stool dude!

by rand() % person July 23, 2018

Ball Stool

Noun- A stool used to prop up the dingle sack of a person.

Dude, quit slackin’ and kick that ball stool over here. My bois need a break.

by Big Loosh ;) May 7, 2019

Ellenville Office Stool

When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.

Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.

by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022

levi.needs.a.stool_

hawt as hell

levi.needs.a.stool_ hawt

by levi.needs.a.stool_ April 5, 2022