Stoning

What you say when you are already stoned and trying to deny it.

Mom: Ya'll stoners!

Cassie and Maggie: We're not stoning, I swear!

by James Barnard January 16, 2008

Stoned

The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.

Charles: Dude what happened!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere!
White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned.
Charles: Weird...

by SealingPhan April 18, 2009

stone

a person who thinks they know everything, argues about everything even if they agree with the other person.

argues for the sake of arguing.

goddamn, that kid is such a stone.

by shawn stone May 12, 2007

stone

A person that is not active, in both actions and thoughts.

–adjective:

A person who is too slow in thinking that literally comes to a stop.

Often used to describe an awkward pause during a speech or conversation, where the speaker freeze and stares blankly.

Another word for Blank.

Team Leader: "Alright everybody errr...." *SILENT*
Member A: "Our Leader just Stoned".

Everybody: *silent* *silent* *silent*

Michelle: "Gosh!! lets go ppl, dont just stone here?!?"

Mary: "Is it ok to leave him behind?"
John: "Dont worry, he can sit there and stone all day"

by sggreans April 15, 2010

stoning

to hide somewhere and whip tiny stones at on coming vehicles the run to safety.

me and my freind were stoning these cars under the bridge

by mike.l July 11, 2006

stone

Jamaican meaning:

Its something used by guys to make their dicks numb so they can have a longer lasting erection.

"Stone, deh pan mi buddy head, so if a gal want it, she have to come inna mi bed" {Jamaican Creole}

by Andr3 August 14, 2006

Stone

a rele ugly guy...but you should b freinds with him cuz hell give you free weed(nyce ian) ..is a total dick..but still kool...sum rele kool girl likes him but can get sooo much betta..but o well..hes 2 stoned 2 realize

Im 2 high 2 realize anything

by a person November 2, 2004