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morning woody
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when you
wake up
with a
bonner
. And it happens every
morning
and you then have to piss.
i woke up and got a
morning
woody
it sucked cuzz my
mom
walked in i had to hide it.
morning woody
by
mike.l
July 17, 2006
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stoning
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to
hide
somewhere and whip tiny
stones
at on coming vehicles the run to
safety
.
me and my
freind
were stoning these
cars
under
the bridge
stoning
by
mike.l
July 11, 2006
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U.B
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when you get a
bonner
when you dont need
one
.
Unnecessary
Bonner
.
i had a
U
.B this
morning
when i
woke up
.
U.B
by
mike.l
July 9, 2006
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