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morning woody
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when you
wake up with a bonner. And
it happens
every morning and you then
have to
piss.
i woke up and got a
morning
woody it sucked cuzz my mom
walked in
i had to
hide it
.
morning woody
by
mike.l
July 17, 2006
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stoning
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to hide
somewhere
and whip tiny stones at on coming
vehicles
the run
to safety.
me and
my
freind
were stoning these cars
under the bridge
stoning
by
mike.l
July 11, 2006
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U.B
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when you
get a bonner
when you
dont need one.
Unnecessary
Bonner.
i had a U.B
this morning
when i
woke up
.
U.B
by
mike.l
July 9, 2006
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