bruh stocks

The name of an actual place on Google Maps, despite the fact it has nothing to do with stocks whatsoever.
Why don't we go down to Bruh Stocks and have ourselves a jolly good time!
by Demtane November 15, 2019
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five stocked

when playing a super smash bros battle, each player having 5 lives, then one player beat the other person without dying one. 5-0.
wanna get five stocked bro

dam he just got "5 stocked" playing super smash bros
by charlescharles October 11, 2012
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Chicken stock

(курам на смех in Russian): what you say or do that is so idiotic/ridiculous/foolish that even chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.
Did you do or say anything chicken stock today?
by Sexydimma June 1, 2022
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noob stock

A documentation/ inventory of noobs-- helpful for pure pwnage on such games as WoW and other MMORPG.
Jar's real world player Mike, took note of the various noobs in his game in his noob stock, to make sure he brought pwn unto them as frequently as he came across their noobish nuissance.
by Jar the Monk Squire January 20, 2008
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stock blocking

This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.
It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!
by edusk8r January 27, 2010
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Stocking hoes

To have a high number of hoes at your service.
Y'all seen pimp Mac?, His count is up!
He is straight stocking hoes.
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