Cool Story, Bro

A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.

Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by.

You: Cool story, bro

by Punchrocket Piers July 15, 2009

Stirfried

To be outdrawn in a poker game, when you have the obviously superior hand, and then to whine about it for hours.

Did you see that hand history? Man, he really got stirfried.

by MonkeyAccount August 29, 2005

shaggy dog story

A long, convoluted anecdote, often told simply to result in a sentence that consists almost entirely of puns.

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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:

"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

Sex Story

A story about sex.

He slams me up against the wall, kissing me passionately. I slide his shirt off his massive upper body, revealing his toned 6 pack. I move my fingers over his abs seductively, my hands traveling down to his trousers. I unzip his pants as he lifts my shirt over my head. I slip his pants down his thighs as he unhooks my bra. I can already see his erection bulging out of his boxers, it was like his rock hard dick was about to bust through his boxers, and as i pulled his underwear down i could almost feel it pulsating already. Soon we were both naked, and he wasted no time. he straddled my legs around his waist and slammed my back against the wall, causing his 9 inch cock to jam itself inside of me. I moan, and dig my nails into his back. He started thrusting forward, his dick getting deeper and deeper, his thrusts getting harder and harder. My boobs bounce against his chest every time he thrusts and i gasp as i feel myself start to reach my climax. “AH, BABY! I’M GONNA CUM!” I scream, throwing my head back. I let out a long sigh of pleasure as my juices flow out of me, causing my whole body to shiver. A moment after I cum, I feel his dick about to explode and I smile. “Cum in me, daddy.” I press his body closer to me and kiss him as he does so. I feel the warm liquid rush into my pussy, and I moan loudly. “A-ash..” I groan his name, and then we stay like that for the whole night, not bothering to clean up.

That was their sex story.

by heyeheyeheyeheyeheyeheyeuehehe January 26, 2021

Long Story Short

A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.

After a 10 day trip across the Heartland, well...long story short...we got engaged!

by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018

shit stirrer

a person who takes pleasure in causing drama and stirring the pot

*Callum unnecessarily stirs the pot*
everyone: OMG Callum is such a shit stirrer!!!

by user82747829 June 11, 2020

Sex story 12

Mason invited his bsf over, Olivia to netflix and chill. She wore leggings and a tank top. He was staring at her ass and tits. Olivia noticed and put on a scary movie and sat in his lap. He was bricked hard. She then took of her tank top revealing her breasts. She then dry fucked him, riding him slowly. She moaned quietly. “You like that?” She asked. Eventually they stripped off their clothes. Mason rammed two fingers up Olivia pussy. She moaned. “Yes Mason do it to me!” He then licked it. She then got on top of him and rode him. Her pussy was so wet. “God Olivia your so fucking good!” “Harder Daddy” He grinned at that comment. “AWHH IN CUMMING!!!” She came all over him.

She got on her hands and knees. Mason stuck his nine inch dick in her. She was so tight. “God your big! Mhmmm—“ “Faster daddy!” he followed. “Your so tight..” She yelped as he pounded her thick juicy ass. “awhhhh god!!” “GOD IM GONNA CUM!! AWHHHH!!!” She screamed and he hit her g-spot. She didnt know what to yell but she yelled. “FU-FUCKK!! FASTER ROCK MY NIGHT DADDY!” He then POUNDED her. they both screamed as they came. God olivia your hot

that sex story 12 was good!

by messi fan 1030 July 23, 2023