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Steamrail

The females's answer to the houdini:
In a steamy shower, the man holds onto the shower rail (or top of the glass panel depending on the shower) and bends forward. The woman wanks the man from behind.
The woman, unbeknownst to the man, then swaps places with a secondary man and slips out of the shower, under the cover of steam.
Man #2 proceeds to wank off man #1 and himself.
The woman then wipes away the steam from the glass (or pulls back the curtain) to reveal herself.

Man #2 then fucks man #1 in the ass, or if you will, "rails" him.
I had such a good birthday surprise last night, my girlfriend got me a "steamrail" from that top knot guy from the bar.
by Mulvadolores July 16, 2016
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Steampiped

The act of vaping then giving your significant other a blowjob, blowing the smoker into the urethra and letting the smoke come out making it look like a steam pipe on a train.
"Yo Stacy steampiped me."
by novahyper34 August 31, 2020
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Steam

The gaming platform that pretty much every Chad PC gamer uses.
Friend: Dude, I installed Steam 3 days ago and I've gotten laid 25 times already.
Me: Yeah, I've had it for 7 years and got laid 843 times, and that was 9 hours after I got it.
Friend: Sweet.
by sinnamon64 December 30, 2020
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Steam Deck Air

The hot air that blows out of a Steam Deck once you play a game with performance that is high for the portable device.

This will happen very frequently, and the allure of the hot Steam Deck Air can be very compelling. Most times you will let it blow on your face like a mini air dryer, or in more known cases, inhale it. It is unknown what the effects are of frequent inhalation of Steam Deck Air.
Holly: So like… does your Steam Deck always have a fan running loudly?

Quinton: Yeah, it’s pretty common for a portable device that plays very demanding games. *aggressively inhales the Steam Deck Air*

Holly: What the fuck are you doing?

Quinton: I can’t get enough of this shit. You want a whiff?
by Chuds McGee October 14, 2022
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Steam Fanboy

It's a definition of normies people who are fanboying Valve and Gaben to their hearts, this piece of trash launcher often got bugged, Valve didn't give any shit to fix their launcher, in facts the updates comes just for the sake of update for Valve to fools those Steamtard into believe this update makes Valve "cares" with their fans while in reality its not. Valve support also one of worst i've seen from any gaming company!!

Those Steam Fanboy is kind of toxic people who will attack anyone who says anything bad about Valve or Gaben because according to them Gaben or Valve is "never being shady, or doing anything wrong", but they will defend Gaben fat cuck liars with all of their life even though it means being sellout.

Steamtard also kind of people who bomb negative review a game which actually decent but at the same time giving postitive review and defending total garbage broken game like CSGO, Dota 2, TF2, and others game made by Valve which is totally hypocrites and ironic.

They are normies people who blindly follows anything about Valve and hyping it like crazy, they also people who claim overrated handheld console like Steam Deck is "true innovation" while actually Valve being fraud again because they are basically copying the products like GPD handheld which already exists for more than 5 years before they decided to make Steam Deck.

Conclusion: If you are PC gamers be normal fans, don't be like Steamtard because Steamtard are bunch of ignorant retarded shills !!!
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by no_salty_no_jealousy September 11, 2023
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Taber steamer

Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except with corn in it. Taber is a small farming community in southern Alberta famous for it's corn.
I ate a ton of corn on the cob last night and I know a massive Taber steamer is on the way.
by Bon Figlioli June 4, 2007
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Satan Steam

The smell of a deadly fart after eating White Castle or Mexican food.
Brad cheated on his wife Amy, once she found out she went out and ate at White Castle. After hours of eating she came home and sat on his pillow and Satan Steam poured out of her ass. When Brad got home from work he went straight to bed, once his head touched the Steamed pillow he threw up all over himself.
by SatanHasSteamed1 February 15, 2014
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