margaux stretcher

When you get so drunk that you pass out in multiple places and wake up because either a cop is trying to wake you up or sprinklers squirt on your face. You then proceed to rat out some of your "friends."

Dude you totally pulled a margaux stretcher, we couldnt find you for hours until someone found you passed out on the street!

by ghettotitties September 10, 2010

sneetch

A person who thinks that they are better than others because of a meaningless accesorry or slightly different appearance. Suessian.

That sneetch thinks they're hot snot on a silver platter but, they're really just cold boogers on a paper plate.

by Rollo Tomasi January 20, 2005

Stop stretching my sweater!

Another way of saying the phrase "Don't push my buttons!"

Annoying little sister: poke poke poke poke poke! ha ha this is fun!!!
Older Sister(doing homework): Stop stretching my sweater!

by Ikillyounow!=) May 16, 2010

stretcher

The act of inserting one finger into the vaginal opening (normally the index finger), and two into the anus (normally the middle and pinky fingers). Also known as the reverse shocker.

Commonly referred to as: one in the pink, two in the stink.

eg. Man, I streteched this chick out last night, and she loved it.

by Pam Cuthbank May 31, 2005

Stretch Hummer

When a girl is bent over and the other person licks from the clitoris all the way to the asshole.

Man, I guess she went running earlier because I gave her a stretch hummer and it tasted salty

by Nathaniel Longbritches April 26, 2010

anal stretching cream

something u use for anal sex so it doesnt hurt if u like pain dont use it and come to me and ill fuck u in the ass with or without i want anal sex send me anal nudes

i used anal stretching cream last night after a good tity fuck

by lazerbeams god April 22, 2019

Stretch

A way of cutting cocaine or other drugs so you have more product to sell even though its gabbage.

I take grams of coke mix it with lactose, Thats what I do STRETCH. I make like a ounce of dope with like an 8th of dope Befo Im through, product STRETCH I got it mastered man and in the hood im like plastic man, STRETCH

by Pigorous November 16, 2011