Stealth Piss

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound

Ah shit, there's somebody in the next cubicle, better stealth piss

by infinitevoid October 11, 2012

stealth queer

a homosexual who sneaks in under the gaydar.

"What, NPH is gay?"
"Yea, he's a stealth queer. Totally sneaks in under the gaydar".

by JBro89 November 15, 2011

Stealth Post

When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.

Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.

by Smerv January 27, 2023

Stealth List

The playlist on a young male's iTunes that contains songs considered innapropriate for the male to be listening to by his peers, having a name designed to avoid suspicion from peers looking through their iTunes. Common artists include Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Cascada. It is not uncommon for all members of a social circle to each have Stealth Lists almost identical to each others', but never know.

My little sister just tried to buy a Taylor Swift album on my iTunes, but it was already on my Stealth List.

by pohkfr1r1c3 August 18, 2009

Stealth balls

1. An intentional secret protrusion of the scrotum sack through the fly of a man's pants. This is done to induce shock or laughter from the intended target. Many innocent bi-standards may be injured after seeing this.

John: "Damn it! Joe pulled out his stealth balls again last night. It caused Jane to almost throw up all over me!"

by nakdau March 24, 2010

Super-stealth

1. Super-stealth: To be extremly sneaky so that others do not notice your presence.

2. Super-stealthily: An extremly sneaky way to commit an act.

1. a girl is lying in bed half naked falling asleep while friends talk around her, look up to see a boy standin in the room aswell

Girl: Wooaahhhh when did you come? You're so super-stealth...

2. I will now go smoke a ciggarette super-stealthily so that my nark brother doesn't catch me.

by Stealth-master July 7, 2008

Stealth Bottom

Noun

A gay man who comes across as a top but ends up being a total bottom. a bottom that flies under the radar.

I thought that Tom would be a total top, but he is one of those stealth bottoms

by kroppen5000 January 28, 2014