Starched Blanket

A blanket you put your chimp in when you jerk off (:

Under my bed I have a starched blanket for when I get horny

by Starched Sock September 4, 2010

StarCatFri

StarCatFri is a Youtuber who mostly uploads videos about homeless people on an online game called 'RuneScape'. Having no life and lots of time on her hands, she can upload videos frequently. Trying to make people laugh is her goal, using potty humour and old jokes. Usually failing miserably. Her best friend 0xygenZero was the first to encourage these horrible videos to be created. 0xygenZero gave her the tools and StarCatFri made the videos.

Hobo One: "omg I found some money on dah street"

Hobo Two:"can I eats it?"

Guy watching video: "What is this sh*t?? StarCatFri is weird"

by StarCatFri January 11, 2012

starcraft

Slang for masturbation, especially in one's room, late at night.

Kevin is playing StarCraft in his room again!

by Brad March 31, 2005

Starcraft 2

A really awesome game that'll probably never come out, since Blizzard cares a lot more about World of Warcraft, because it makes them $$$OMG CASH MONEY$$$!111

Late 2008: OMG STARCRAFT 2 IS COMING OUT IN EARLY 2009

Early 2009: DAMN IT! It got delayed to late 2009

Late 2009: FUCK! MORE DELAYS! Early 2010...

Early 2010: WHAT?? NOW THERE ISN'T EVEN A REAL RELEASE DATE. I will club baby seals if this game suffers the same fate as Starcraft Ghost.

by Moomoomonsoon January 24, 2010

Starchitarian

Disgustingly fat vegetarian who avoids meat by ordering the vegetarian combo plate, but chooses all starch items.

Oh my god, that starchitarian just ordered a veggie platter with macaroni and cheese, french fries, mashed potatoes, and corn on the cobb!

by Nacho Mann March 18, 2009

starcrafted

starcrafted- (v.) the art of owning people or playing use map settings games in starcraft for entertainment

while smokin crack we got starcrafted,
we get starcrafted on the weekends

by Parwarn December 23, 2004

Starcraft 2

A game that was anticipated for over a decade, but when it finally came out left most people wondering "we waited 12 years for THIS?" Not necessarily a bad title, just that the only good things about it are in the original Starcraft.

Instead of a new game, it's more like a fan-made expansion pack. This is because the current generation of Blizzard employees never worked on the original and lack the creativity of their predecessors. Instead, Blizzard hired obsessive nerds that eat, live, and breathe Starcraft to design the sequel so naturally they couldn't come up with anything except duplicating the original game.

Laid-back gamers who just want to be entertained complain about Starcraft 2 because it was too close to the original:
"Hey man have you played SC2 yet?"
"Yeah, I tried it out but it's the same freaking game I played a decade ago. Coulda saved 50 bucks by dusting off my Brood War CD, oh well."

Hardcore basement-dwelling nerds complain about Starcraft 2 for the exact opposite reason: "OMG HOW DARE THEY CHANGE ANY OF THE UNITS OR IMPROVE THE INTERFACE WHEN I SPENT THE LAST 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE PRACTICING HOW TO MAKE SCVs GO TO MINERALS AS SOON AS THEY SPAWN!!!11!"

by Rider of Brohan November 8, 2010