SWANSON

an individual with glasses and blonde hair. This could be anyone but it always will look like swanson

yo look its swanson
that kid looks like swanson
lil swanson over there

by Morgmaster6969 September 29, 2023

Swansonize

SWON-suhn-ize ('swɑn • sʌn • aɪz)

Term coined by Robert E. Swanson during his 1975 speech about train horns; it means to turn an otherwise noisy and jarring sound source into something musically pleasing

After having perfected the sound of trains, I wanted to see if I could swansonize ships to sound more respectable.

by xxxman360 April 3, 2024

Stinsoning

Male Definition: Based off the character Barney Stinson from how i met your mother due to his ability to create the finest wingmen. Its the act when usually a man takes another younger man under his wing for a legend- wait for it -dary night that usually entails smoking cigars, cooking and eating steak, drinking beer, whiskey, scotch and other types of liquor, while the older man passes on advice and stories to the younger. It’s a night the younger man will never forget as he’s been Stinson’d and one day will Stinson a younger man repeating this cycle.

Examples in Fiction: Dazed and Confused, Mitch Kramer gets Stinson’d by David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughay), although this night doesn’t contain the cigars and steak the idea remains.

Examples in Life: when a senior in high school takes a underclassman under his wing and tells story’s.

Once Stinson’d the younger man will think of the older one as one of the most awesome and legendary people ever like many people think of Barney Stinson.

Friend 1: I just Stinson’d Josh last night we smoke a cigar, ate steak and drank beer I told him some crazy stories, he thinks I’m the shit now

Friend 2: Nice I’m Stinsoning a kid tonight it’s nice to have someone this your the coolest

by AP Charlie February 8, 2025

Cindy Swanson

When you get your Master's Degree in Iowa City, if you know what I mean.

I may be older, but I did get a Cindy Swanson. *wink wink*

by brownbikini October 27, 2017

jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

alex stanton

a bitch

normal guy (not a cunt): hey have you met ALEX STANTON
other normal guy (not a cunt): oh yeah, he's a bitch

by Oscar-is-a-penis-cunt-69-69. December 6, 2017

sweaty swanson

A sexual act consisting of several steps. First a man must complete an extremely rigorous gym session consisting mainly of squats lunges and any other from of leg workout. immediately after the gym the man goes home to his partner. He then removes his pants and scoops his taint with his hands. He then rubs that sweaty juice onto the the inside of the vaginal lips and proceeds to give his partner oral sex.

Bro after the gym last night i gave her a good old sweaty swanson.

by Zày December 15, 2017