One who views your myspace areas compulsively, without any communication with you in myspace or real life.
Why my ex-girlfriend has become a myspace stalker is puzzling, unless she is concocting an evil scheme of some sort, or she can't get laid.
by Lar January 05, 2006
The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.
by BM_Face November 09, 2007
A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.
Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
by nearly civilized January 05, 2010
Person 1: Hey I just got Becky's number
Person 2: I've been have her number
Person 1: How?
Person 2: "Stalker Numbers" bro, facebook gave it to me when I downloaded the app and signed in
Person 2: I've been have her number
Person 1: How?
Person 2: "Stalker Numbers" bro, facebook gave it to me when I downloaded the app and signed in
by solidpup July 15, 2012
Young girls who stalk people together, usually in a group because they know it is creepier to stalk alone. (Also it is more fun to stalk in a group, apparently.) No harm is meant to the stalkee's but the girls can be pretty creepy at times, almost to the point of insane.
Stalker girls - A group of sophomore girls stalk a group of freshman boys by following them around way too much, and leaving them messages with hints to who they are. (Dance magazine subscriptions = Dancers, or perhaps they would put in their initials like 'TJF')
STAY AWAY FROM THEM.
STAY AWAY FROM THEM.
by Alejandro's girl June 06, 2010
She was a great wing-stalker and always advised me of when he had turned up at the local pub so that I could make myself glamorous and accidentally bump into him.
by FayeBombay April 06, 2017
bob is taking a piss
chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.
chris is a typical urinal stalker
chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.
chris is a typical urinal stalker
by mrploertendoder June 15, 2010