vanilla starfish

a bleached asshole

I love my new vanilla starfish!

by BrookeNM May 18, 2011

Starfishing

When an individual is too intoxicated or tired to participate in intercourse with their partner they simply lay on their back outstretched to resemble the same shape as a starfish and let their partner do all the work.

dude I was so hammered last night when I got home I just ended up starfishing it with the girlfriend.

by Goochy20 September 22, 2010

Starfish Kisses

The act of rubbing your butthole on someone else's buttonhole (anal scissoring)

Have you ever given someone Starfish Kisses? It's the second most intimate thing next to penetration.

by swamp_lord May 28, 2015

awkward starfish

leve 5 in the "Levels of Awkward". awkward starfish refers to an awkward experience where it takes a minute for the awkwardness to sink in...then all of a sudden, it smacks you RIGHT in the face.

person 1: where do your parents live?
person 2: across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190
(person 1 then realizes that across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190...is a cemetery)
person 2, at the look on their face, laughs.

THAT is awkward starfish.

by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007

Starfish

When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.

"Haley got so high from that Lasagna bowl that she starfished in the car and didn't even make it to Taco Bell" "Gordon is always the first to Starfish"

by onefortysix November 3, 2015

mississippi starfish

An asshole

I wanna smell ur Mississippi starfish

by Darklorddick November 24, 2017

Mexican Starfish

When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.

I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.

by Perturbation April 26, 2019