squirtle

another word for a mans penis

Damn, she made my squirtle hard as rock.

by jackass34 December 3, 2009

squircle

a mythical shape resebling both a square and a circle. Much like the mythical unicorn of the animal kingdom. A squircle has never been seen and all drawings are only
invalid interpretations.

will is so non-squircular...he should fuck off and stop using this word

by dave July 3, 2003

squirtle

A turtle that squirts water

Look! I found a squirtle!

by Billiam Beaver July 25, 2016

Squirtle

sqwer.tle

Noun, Adj.

1. Noun - A female who is having an explosive, squirting orgasm induced by me.

2. Adj. - The ejaculate itself.

1. Because I boned a squirtle last night, the carpet's still wet.

2. You got a little squirtle on my shirt.

Awww Skeet Skeet!

by C. Dub. January 30, 2007

squirtle Head

This phrase is to comment on a person's looks or stupidity. This phrase was coined by the urban legend himself, Will Guess.

also see gerbal head

He/She is a straight-up Squirtle Head.

by Kevin Maurer May 17, 2006

Squiddles

Squiddles is the name of the clothing brand set up by illustrator Matt Daniels in memory Emma Wilkinson.

Squiddles Clothing hosts annual charity events to raise money for the Francis House Hospice, such as the Squiddles first charity show in September 2010 which raised nearly £2,000.

What's that Tee man!? It's sick!!

It's Squiddles Clothing dude, they're awesome! Check them out, they so some sweet work for charity too!

by stickypop April 2, 2011

squirtle

1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"

2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"

Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!

(later that night...)

Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....

by spokmage August 10, 2007