Squid

A prison inmate that as been there for a long period of time but still doesn't know the whole jail system and is completely useless

Joe: "Look at Steve over there he's double dialing the prison phones"

Lucus: "Wow what a squid"

by number87 December 18, 2012

Squid

Me... that guy who kicks ass... ou know...

Squid is that 1337 gamer who kicks ass!

by Squid March 15, 2005

Squid

a new kid
( surfing terms )

if some one moves in on your block, they would be a SQUID

by xlilferret24x April 23, 2009

Squid In A Ditch

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

Squid

1. Friend
2. Something exceedingly cool or interesting

1. "Hey, Squid, I'm coming to the party Friday."
2. "Man, look at that board! It's a total squid."

by Phoebe Buffay April 18, 2006

Squid juice

Squid Juice is an all purpose squid based fertilizer made from repurposing the leftover waste from calamari consumption. This is an organic liquid fertilizer that is a sustainable option compared to traditional synthetic fertilizers. Squid juice is a nutrient dense product including the primary nutrients NPK as well as many other beneficial micro nutrients, without the presence of heavy metals. This 2-2-2 NPK Squid based liquid concentrate is sold under the brand Seaborn Organics.

Squid juice is a superior organic fertilizer that has increased the the size and quality of our fruits and vegetables.

by Sammy the squid guy June 6, 2023

Squid-eye

Squid-eye is a reference to a person in a state of extreme drunkenness.

If drunk and almost toppling over then you would be known as Super Squid-eyed.
If drunk with no recollection of the event then you would be known as Mega Squid-eyed

The COMETs went to the pub and drunk so much that they were squid-eyed.

by Tinytots July 14, 2015