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Squid

A male in the Navy who is extremely arrogant, chauvinistic and excessively immature in every possible way. An unparalleled egocentric womanizing fool, dedicated to living his life as a self-righteous and asinine bastard with an obsessive and insatiable need to play COD, have sex and consume copious amounts of alcohol. Often they are attracted to under aged girls and have a disregard for personal morals and anyone who threatens their self-worship.
Scarlett: "So what happened with that guy, Peyton?"

Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."

Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"

Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."

Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."

Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."

Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."

OR

Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"

Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."

Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."

Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses at the local high school, how typical."
by 115QT February 20, 2011
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Squid

Me... that guy who kicks ass... ou know...
Squid is that 1337 gamer who kicks ass!
by Squid March 15, 2005
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Squid

if some one moves in on your block, they would be a SQUID
by xlilferret24x April 23, 2009
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Squid In A Ditch

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"
by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019
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Squid

1. Friend
2. Something exceedingly cool or interesting
1. "Hey, Squid, I'm coming to the party Friday."
2. "Man, look at that board! It's a total squid."
by Phoebe Buffay April 18, 2006
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Squid juice

Squid Juice is an all purpose squid based fertilizer made from repurposing the leftover waste from calamari consumption. This is an organic liquid fertilizer that is a sustainable option compared to traditional synthetic fertilizers. Squid juice is a nutrient dense product including the primary nutrients NPK as well as many other beneficial micro nutrients, without the presence of heavy metals. This 2-2-2 NPK Squid based liquid concentrate is sold under the brand Seaborn Organics.
Squid juice is a superior organic fertilizer that has increased the the size and quality of our fruits and vegetables.
by Sammy the squid guy June 6, 2023
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Squid-eye

Squid-eye is a reference to a person in a state of extreme drunkenness.

If drunk and almost toppling over then you would be known as Super Squid-eyed.
If drunk with no recollection of the event then you would be known as Mega Squid-eyed
The COMETs went to the pub and drunk so much that they were squid-eyed.
by Tinytots July 14, 2015
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