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didley squat

My two lazy children have been up to didley squat all day long!
by retired hot momma August 16, 2009
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curls in the squat rack

The embarrassing and nubish act of doing biceps curls, while standing in a squat rack. This is pure whitebread.

The squat rack is the only place in the gym one can specifically do squats, as the rack serves as the spot / safety.
However standing bicep curls can be done practically anywhere. Thus to do curls in the squat rack not only reveals one's own know-nothing idiocy, it takes up a station that could properly be used by a legit gym goer.

The sort of thing you'd see at Planet Fitness or your average community rec center. Done by people who get their training advice from Dr Oz.
I was going to break my PR in front skwats today, but that scrawny noob over there is hogging the equipment and doing curls in the squat rack!
by Too Many Drones May 6, 2020
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Swahili Squat Fuck

A sexual act that involves a male and a female. The woman is positioned with her back on the floor and raises her hips and legs in the air so her vagina is parallel with the ceiling. The male then lets out a loud shriek before rushing over to the woman and inserts his penis into her vagina. He then vigorously, and simultaneously, pounds on her vagina like a pair of congo drums. This was first done by horny tribesmen in Swahili centuries ago. However, it was perfected by the Mayans.
Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.

Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.
by TESTICLETWISTER December 22, 2013
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squat nazi

A type of squatter who beleives that their way of life is the only valid one and that all the rest of humanity are clueless, brain-dead cattle. Highly elitist -despite their so-called 'anarchist' pontifications- and extremely cliquey they tend to overlook the fact that everyone has to start somewhere and that if you haven't been a squatter for very long yourself then you aren't worth the waste of their valuable oxygen interacting with you.

More often than not this type of squatter will have come from a moneyed background (see Trustafarian ) and therefore beleive they hold the moral high ground in any argument because they have so thoroughly rejected the trappings of babylon to go live in a disused warehouse on the arse-end of a major city.

Usually fairly inept at any form of useful infrastructure related task to do with the squat (i.e. electrical and plumbing) but highly adept at cracking the place initially and, of course, letting you know just how much of a cunt you are for doing babylon related things like working in a shitty job or paying rent for your living space.

Rare examples of the type usually display other forms of left-leaning nazism such as being a vegan nazi, eco nazi, rainbow nazi etc etc
All i asked him was how long he'd been into squatting buildings and he totally blanked me -what a fucking squat nazi...
by dirtysquatter November 11, 2008
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Squatchy

of, pertaining to, or a likeness of the Sasquatch and/or its habitat
Can you believe how deep that woman's voice was? She was so squatchy.

That's such a squatchy house. It's all run-down and falling apart.
by James76 October 15, 2011
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African squat

A sexual position in which the male is in a squatting position and the girl is mounted in his lap facing towards him. The male then proceeds to squat and hop around with her in his lap.
My friend busted in the room doing the african squat with his girl last night.
by tyrone crack biggums August 18, 2010
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hoboken squat cobbler

Per Better Call Saul 2.2, it's when a fully dressed man sits in pie and squirms around. If he produces tears, it's a special crybaby squat. It's art, and there is a costume involved.
He needs some alone time to get busy with his Hoboken squat cobbler movies .
by Scarlett Vale August 24, 2016
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