Squat Bucket

a derogatory insult that can be used as an alternative for douche bag.

Man, my boss is being a totally squat bucket today he can suck my asshole.

by nikkikins28 May 22, 2011

squat box

When someone takes a shit while another person is showering

While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me

by Execsec69 November 9, 2013

squat cobbler

one who sits in pies (often on video or crying) for the gratification of others or his- or herself

"What, you two guys are cops? Hoboken squat cobbler. Full-moon moon pie. Boston cream splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the ass-man. Dutch apple ass."-Jimmy McGill on Better Call Saul

by kaw26 July 18, 2016

squat sergeant

Slang for a gay person. They are called this because they are professionals at squatting on dicks.

Tim is such a fucking squat sergeant that he's going to have to wear diapers by the time he's 40.

by PapaBear5 July 11, 2016

Squat Job

Sexual Act:

The woman is on top of the Man. The man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. The partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. He or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.

Images:

Hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.

Vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.

1: Dude, last night I was so horny man, and she made my day!

2: Dude, Blow job? Just a handie?

1: Better, the squat job, man..

2: Squat Job??

1: Yeah, she's on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your cock. Like fucking a taco, that's hardshell!

1: Ftwtf, that's awesome!

by krho November 11, 2009

Squat Job

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:

Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.

by enaANDcaitie September 29, 2010

Squat Squad

A group of nine girls that DO no physical exercise and spend all their time on the Internet. These groups of girls pretend they work out and have a social life but really don't.

You see those girls over there they said they wee just at the gym, but they smell like pizza. What a squat squad...

by The Squatters November 26, 2016