Spilkus

The third gender of human beings. A spilkus or plural (spilki) can have male or female characteristics. However, spilki draw their power from their enticing, curly hair. Spilki are also easily recognized by their extreme awkwardness and love of running. Unfortunately, Spilki are extremely succeptible to injury. Spilki can mate with other spilki or themselves to produce spilkins (spilki youth). A group of spilki is called an Awkward.

-Did you see that Spilkus limping through the meadows the other day?

-Yeah i think there was a whole awkward of Spilki.

by Kendra Suklips August 25, 2010

spunk rocket

A term used to describe an erect penis, shaped like a rocket and full of semen (spunk)

Suck my spunk rocket

by wez135 December 9, 2007

Spunk on a monk

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.

Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.

by Rob Heath February 11, 2006

SPÜLF

Sabber- Pedo- Übersack Likes to Fuck.
Ricardo Sanz is a SPUELF / SPÜLF.

Ricardo Sanz is a SPUELF or even SPÜLF and Musician.
SPÜLF youself.

He produced Fred Belli and the Track "Der Präsident hat gesagt....". That is why he is a S.P.Ü.L.F..

by Ricardo Sanz May 21, 2008

ass spulunker

some one who fingers an ass

Jack is an ass spulunker.

by shadow_wrayth May 6, 2006

monkey spunk

monkeys sperm

i couldn't give a flying monkeys spunk

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

spunk beard

A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.

"Stop cumming in my mouth or i'll end up with a spunk beard"

by Paul Johnston August 14, 2006