girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.
by jimmybomm June 3, 2020
Get the spud cockmug. by KingOfTehJews January 12, 2011
Get the spud domemug. by Natokartboy November 9, 2003
Get the King Spudmug. by spud farmer September 2, 2021
Get the spud farmermug. A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.
"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
by TareRedactal April 3, 2019
Get the Spuds McFutonmug. A dog that is 15 pounds, male and a cross between a Chihuahua and a Beagle. A nickname for a spud knuckle is 'spuds'. To be a spud knuckle the dog must qualify all standards. Spud Knuckles often have a 'Wrinkly' or 'Crinkly' face.
I was walking my spud knuckle today. I threw a stick and little spuds brought it back like a good doggy.
by Thisnamecantpossiblybeenused May 13, 2016
Get the spud knucklemug. guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL
by kent vandals September 23, 2013
Get the spud specialmug.