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Spuds McFuton

A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.
"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."

Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."
by TareRedactal April 3, 2019
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spud cock

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.
girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.
by jimmybomm June 3, 2020
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Spud neek

Option 1: you have a young spaniel puppy called Toby, and have a strange addiction to fucking it until it is paralysed.
Option 2: curiously sitting in the corner whilst two or more of friends are getting it on, you to proceed to masturbate in the corner
1: Corrr I did a spud neek on my dog the other day

2: I was sat in the corner of the room when a suddenly felt the urge to preform a spud neek
by The master cock November 24, 2021
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Spud Tickler

Any individual male or female who likes to tickle spuds. In this case spuds refers to a man's testicular region.
man: Hey will you suck me off?

spud tickler: No but I don't mind tickling your spuds.

man: You're a right spud tickler aren't you?

apud tickler: Yes.
by Spunkwood November 19, 2010
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spud slingin

the sport of slingin spuds (aka: tatters) out of a moving pick up truck with friends. typically done by rednecks. objective: try to hit as many signs such as yeild,stop,railroad, and street signs as possible.
person 1: hey man wanna go throw some spuds?
person 2: whaaat?
person 1: you aint ever been spud slingin?!
by countrygirl93 November 12, 2011
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spud dome

i was making mashed potatoes last night and i decided to give myself some spud dome.
by KingOfTehJews January 12, 2011
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Idaho Spud

A sexual act wherein a man inserts his testicle/testicles into a participants anus, thus mimicking a potato in the ground.
Richie gave me an Idaho Spud the other night
by Zehn39 February 20, 2020
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