Spaff Master

Someone who is such a wanker, that they could be considered the president of wankers.

Dean, you’re such a Spaff Master.

by DangerMonk1854 June 11, 2018

Spaffy

Looking Good

You looking Spaffy today.

by Siko25 June 16, 2018

spaff

willy clouds

spaff on helen

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018

Spaff

Martin Luther king is a fucktard lol

Spaff lol

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

splaff

a blunt made up of pubes and semen

Yesterday I was caught making a splaff by my dad. luckily he was smoking one of his own so he didn't remember the next morning

by gladweenus February 13, 2019

Spaffnugget

Ordering at MacDonalds 6 Chicken Nuggets and then ceremoniously ejaculating on then in front of the waiter.

I ordered a large coke and fries , If you piss me off i will spaffnugget on that nanny's Nuggets

by FatJohnisyourmum February 20, 2019

spaff lord

Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.

Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.

by heh3heh3heh3 September 4, 2019