slooting

The act of chasing cooter online using sites such as plentyoffish or adultfriendfinder.

"hey terry, what you still doing on the laptop" ... "Hux, I am slooting"

Downesy was nervous at the thought of meeting a girl who he made initial contact with by slooting

by terrybuffant January 17, 2010

shaft snorting

Shaft snorting involves doings lines of cocaine along the shaft of a man's penis beginning near the base of and extending towards the tip. Sensitive-side shaft snorting can be performed with the man lying down and is usually started near the head of the penis and ends at the ball sack (dirf) region where a large a amount of cocaine rests for the finisher.

Andy got extremely high by shaft snorting Josh.

by CWoot November 8, 2007

shlortong

medium sized penis between a shlort and a shlong

look aT THAT SHLORTONG

by ROBERT April 20, 2005

sparting

When your partner farts in your crotch while spooning.

Whenever my lover can't stand the gas I pass in the house, I remind the time there was sparting in bed.

by spacebarshift September 15, 2009

Snorting

Used to describe drugs, the hip way of saying drugs.

“So kids can you tell me anything that is a bad coping mechanism?”
“Snorting”

by Animal power December 4, 2018

splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..

The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."

by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014

Slurting

Verb: the action of "slut flirting"

Katie likes to slurt INSANELY with her boyfriend Sam.
Polly enjoys a good slurting sesh any day of the week.
Vanessa is a pro slurter when it comes to getting down to business.

by hcoff December 17, 2008