1. The insides of an infant spread over a large area, i.e. a wall or the ground.
2. Baby poo
3. The remains of a baby after being dropped off a plane.
2. Baby poo
3. The remains of a baby after being dropped off a plane.
1. We walked into the room to discover a wall covered in baby splatter.
2. He stepped in baby splatter.
3. After a long walk through the forest, the Jeffersons were shocked to find their car covered in baby splatter.
2. He stepped in baby splatter.
3. After a long walk through the forest, the Jeffersons were shocked to find their car covered in baby splatter.
by SmallPox2601 July 4, 2008
Get the baby splatter mug.the act of sucking your guys dick and getting him off letting him cum in your mouth. you then store his juices in your cheek like a chipmunk making him believe you swallowed. you then go in for a kiss and release his stuff back into his mouth, then you run like hell laughing.
im so glad that guy last night wasnt cute, i totally gave him a dirty spitter. haha..bet he doesnt call me anymore.
by Viesca August 19, 2008
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a term used by many grunts during combat who have to burn shit out of a diesal can using gasoline. vi.
The most awful stench know to man. adv.
The most awful stench know to man. adv.
by dan September 3, 2004
Get the burning the shitters mug.A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.
If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
by Mr. North April 21, 2009
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Guy 1: Hey dude, were you with Jen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...
Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.
Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?
Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...
Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.
Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?
by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell November 10, 2008
Get the Log Splitter mug.My sister said she couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked her, because he was hung with a real pussy-splitter.
by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006
Get the pussy-splitter mug.the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo
by Miguel January 4, 2004
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