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baby splatter

1. The insides of an infant spread over a large area, i.e. a wall or the ground.

2. Baby poo

3. The remains of a baby after being dropped off a plane.
1. We walked into the room to discover a wall covered in baby splatter.

2. He stepped in baby splatter.

3. After a long walk through the forest, the Jeffersons were shocked to find their car covered in baby splatter.
by SmallPox2601 July 4, 2008
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dirty spitter

the act of sucking your guys dick and getting him off letting him cum in your mouth. you then store his juices in your cheek like a chipmunk making him believe you swallowed. you then go in for a kiss and release his stuff back into his mouth, then you run like hell laughing.
im so glad that guy last night wasnt cute, i totally gave him a dirty spitter. haha..bet he doesnt call me anymore.
by Viesca August 19, 2008
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burning the shitters

a term used by many grunts during combat who have to burn shit out of a diesal can using gasoline. vi.

The most awful stench know to man. adv.
That marine went to sleep on guard duty, now he he's burning the shitters.
by dan September 3, 2004
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Log Splitter

A sexual act during which the woman's legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the cock into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.

If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"

"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
by Mr. North April 21, 2009
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Log Splitter

An extremely petite woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized cock would send to the emergency room. Now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!
Guy 1: Hey dude, were you with Jen last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...

Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.

Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?
by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell November 10, 2008
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pussy-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck
My sister said she couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked her, because he was hung with a real pussy-splitter.
by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006
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splatter ass

the realising of large amounts of liquid defication that is spewed forth from the anus. see diarhea,squirts, hershey squirts, poo
After eating that burrito I had the worst case of splatter ass.
by Miguel January 4, 2004
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