Pennsylvania Lava Splat

When a guy has diarrhea and lets it flow onto your face

Last night evan totally gave me a Pennsylvania Lava Splat when we got home from Taco Bell

by Evan'sReceptacle August 8, 2025

ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.

Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.

by /v/-tan November 20, 2024

slit and slat

A Brazilian wax; removal of pubic hair from the vagina and ass. The female version of back, crack, and sack.

Susie had her pubes waxed out of her slit and slat so that she could wear a tiny bikini on spring break without being embarrased by stray hairs.

by Suzanne R. December 9, 2008

SplitSplat

v. The action of releasing love juices on the head of a woman of age in which the scalp is being revealed by a bald. (splat on the split)

-Hey evan what do you want to do tonight?
- I dont know, maybe we should go to the bingo parlor and find some bitches to splitsplat!

by Sean Martinos March 11, 2009