sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.

OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.

by dangerousliason June 7, 2019

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Reverse Sphincter Syndrome

When your anal sphincter and esophageal sphincter are switched at birth by some freak accident and you end up a chronic shit-talker. You also talk out of your ass.

Example: Damn, she sure has some shit to say about everyone. Must have a bad case of Reverse Sphincter Syndrome (RSS)... She better get that checked out ASAP.

by Alaliniti October 24, 2018

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Star Spangled Sphincter

The name for the EU Flag. A circular arrangement of yellow stars on a blue background sybolising the arsehole intstitution called the European Union.

The correct term when referencing the EU Flag is 'The Star Spangled Sphincter'

by Scaldyballs September 14, 2019

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sphinstinct

The natural instinct to determine when it's ok to let go a fart, and when you need to hold because it's #2.

Bob has terrible sphinstinct, he keeps having these accidents in his pants.

by The Notorious RGB May 20, 2018

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A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

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