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Typothetically Speaking

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.
Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."
by Softball Mariam November 15, 2009
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Couple Speak

The annoying way couples often speak to each other. Usually in hushed tones, and when they are really close to each other. Often occurs during cuddling.
Oh dear god, all Lance and Margret did last night was cuddle and couple speak.

We were all trying to have fun, but Clara and Mark just sat together and guess what? Yup, couple speak.
by Sk8mafia October 10, 2014
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Cop-speak

An exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone passive voice. Descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.
The police officer used cop-speak to convince the jury that the use of force was justified.
by Kirkury December 14, 2015
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Emoji Speaker

An emoji speaker, someone usaully born in 2013 or later can't speak a word english and uses emoji as their only source of communication.
"Hey man whats up?"
"👎🏻🖕🏻🏃🏻"
"Fuckin emoji speaker..."
by youdeeessayefromthe6 May 11, 2016
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Spamton Speak

Speaking like the character Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune might. It is accomplished by replacing certain words or phrases with other words or phrases that are usually related to television or radio, or words related to old technology in general.
" I was feeling gooooood but then Tiffany and her goonies came over and Hyperlink Blocked my ENTRY POINT LOCATED and it was not fun"
"Bro what?"
"Are you getting these readings?! man? I'm trying to be crystal clear with new Haberide glass cleaner but I guess you can't understand me or something huh? Or are you just completely avoid the IRS my problems? I don't even know why I communications are stable you anymore"
"Bruh you built like a TV dawg, how's you blaming me for your janky ass being all klinky klanky in here"
" It's just Spamton speak bro chill out"
"YOU CHILL MOFO"
by Aim For North June 9, 2022
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Titan Speakerman

Large dude with tons of speaker son hi.and has this re dspeaker for a head. Currently being controlled by toilets. Constantly sings the best part of the camerman anthem on loop. Most of Freedom, and of pleasure, NOTHING EVER LAST FOREVER, E V E R Y B O D Y W A N T S T O R U L E T H E W O R L D
Yo bro the Titan Speakerman is being controlled by a toilets with a head💀
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Crackle and titty spackle

When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.
The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.
by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016
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