sparking spot

any place chosen to park a vehicle briefly in order to spark up an illicit drug.

we cant park in back because thats where the kids hang. the father parks next to the statue so thats out. so getting a sparking spot behind the bus is critical because if not we have to burn down before we go. that adds drive time and i can barely stretch my buzz to make it through the sermon as it is man! not to mention sunday school!

by BILLicitlY ilLEgAL February 11, 2009

sharking

To forcefully pull a woman's skirt up/blouse off, without her consent, to expose her womanhood. Typically filmed with perpetrators face blurred.

-Skirt sharking is extremely popular in Japan whereas blouse sharking is prominent in parts of Europe.

Hey, I saw this really disturbing video online the other day, it's called sharking and all these guys do is run around and rip women's clothing off. You feel bad for these girls...but so good???

Example: do a "Google" for "japanese skirt shark"

by MaudsClaud February 25, 2010

brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.

Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.

by ekks September 24, 2010

Spanking the Jellyfish

Masturbating

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!

by CR24 September 1, 2009

spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

Spanking the Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.

Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.

by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010

Starking

verb. to action something, or a succession of things, in the style of Tony Stark (aka IronMan).

Alex: 'Jim can't make the party on Saturday, he's starking it up at the Monaco Grand Prix'
Jack: 'Ha! Knowing Jim, he'll probably try to get into one of the cars and drive the race!'

by mylife98 July 1, 2012