Semensicle

To freeze your cum in a popsicle form.

Guy 1: Lets make semensicles!
Guy 2: The last one to cum has to eat it!

by The Flaming Oak Trees January 11, 2006

Semenilla

When a girl who blows you is choking and overflowing with your cum

Man: Oh yes more more lick me more!!!!

Chic giving head: Agh, *cough* *cough*, I can't *gasping*

Man: Oh damnz you got the Semenillaz

by Swirly-KJ March 27, 2009

Ghost Semen

When a man masturbates in the shower and somehow gets semen on areas that defy physics.

Man A: Hey dude whats that shit on the back of your arm?
Man B: Ahh I was jerkin it in the shower and I got some ghost semen back there

by Hamsizzler March 29, 2010

Semen

Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby

1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies

2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES

by Kill3rki55 June 5, 2005

semenfoot

Stepping into semen residue in the shower.

I've got a bad case of semenfoot. That pervert must have jerked off in the shower again this morning.

by AlexAtLSC September 20, 2006

Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'

by Steamboat Willie Dude March 7, 2007

semen

scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!

Tracy's ears would always prick up when she heard the word "semen", and her eyes gleamed whenever a man was as good as his word, and she had another chance to gulp down her favourite fast food.

by kofi May 12, 2003