Solitaire Camouflage

Having a running game of solitaire to cover up what you're actually doing on the computer incase of emergencies. Generally used to cover porn.

Kyle: What's that?
Scott: *opens solitaire* Just solitaire
Kyle: That was Runescape, queer
Failed Solitaire Camouflage

by Hippie-Slayer October 17, 2009

Solid Gold Dumpster Fire

The infamous metaphor for Trump's presidential campaign.

From the twitter feed of Daniel Lin, economics professor at American University in Washington, DC:

Early Iowa results
REP
29% Punchable Face
25% Solid Gold Dumpster Fire
21% Tracy Flick
DEM
51% Pending Indictment
49% Venezuela

by SuperFreakDog July 19, 2016

solid waste

body waste - waste matter (as urine or sweat but especially feces) discharged from the body

You should always properly dispose of any solid waste that your company makes so you don't get charged with illegal dumping.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

Solid Sam

adorable little dwarfish cross-dresser with a fishnetted cheese arse

that cube of offal is weirdly attractive... ahh nahhh it's just Solid Sam

by father trashmass April 15, 2020

solidify

to make solid/become solid; change from a loose to a hardened form.

Oats, flax seeds, legumes, and apples are great ways to solidify your poop and make your bowel movements easier.

by hlulu2904 February 8, 2022

Bro Solid

A favour that one bro does for another without expecting anything in return.

Guy 1: "Hey Robbie"

Guy 2: "Hi Jonno"

Guy 1: "Thanks for helping me arrange my fishing rods last night"

Guy 2: "No problem"

Guy 1: "That sure was a bro solid that you did for me"

by AllTheWords March 12, 2013

A Solitaire Shuffle

An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.

First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.

'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'

by Ipcress March 7, 2016