Splamining your Spleeds

To describe having friends over and they're all stoned as fuck and doing dumb but funny shit

Wibigiblades..
Ok bro stop splamining your spleeds
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 9, 2020

Salami cheese

A cheese that looks like salami, or sliced ham. There are also it’s counter parts such as bacon cheese, sugar cube cheese. Cheese cheese, etc.

Where did you get this salami cheese from? it’s really good!

by The dock blender October 14, 2021

salamidzy

The best Yuna stan on Tiktok, they are very funny and are holding up Midzys reputation.

It’s very tough for salamidzy to be the best Yuna lover.

by bestmidzylol December 19, 2021

salamidzy

The best official and 1# Yuna stan from Itzy.

salamidzy is the most funniest Midzy!

by bestmidzylol December 19, 2021

sosami

She Is The Best Woman ever, with lot's of courage, she's also A dumbass who's crazy for someone.

P:Hey sosami, How's Andrea?
S: she's Great!

by KimDokja_Anya November 30, 2022

Salisbury Salami Slayer

An individual who engages in a ritualistic-type daily routine that involves arriving home for the day, heating up a salisbury steak TV dinner, placing the piping hot meal on a TV tray in front of the television, and viewing adult pornographic films in solitude while completing the salisbury steak dinner at his leisure.

Glu Gleywart: Hey Toquevatt, did you see the newspaper article about that creepy stalker who has been lurking around in the neighborhood?

Toquevatt: Yeah Kimbo, that guy is a Salisbury Salami Slayer if I've ever seen one.

by Mama Schultz April 24, 2009

Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.

Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.

by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011