Soberocity

The quality of being sober.

I need to make a meeting. My soberocity needs a recharge.

by Toddsterx April 12, 2008

Sober as a Gopher

A North-Central Missouri statement

To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind

“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick”

by LesClaypoolsThumb January 8, 2020

sober

son
of
a
bitch
everything's
real

Tom was sober for 12 hours

by Haiwood Jablome March 12, 2009

sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.

Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.

by baby bZ April 27, 2008

Sober as a fox

When one isn't willing to admit drunkenness, hence they express that they're sober as a fox. The fox denotes that they can remain streamlined and sly about their condition, when in fact they are more drunk than they are willing to admit.

Mom: "Tommy, have you been drinking tonight?"
Tommy: "Nah ma, I'm sober as a fox."

by Foxy-dude September 10, 2010

Reverse Snobbery

The practice of distrusting or disliking those of a perceived higher social class than oneself. Therefore, a hick who hates rich people would be a reverse snob.

A hillbilly just spit on that kid with the D&G sunglasses! Reverse snobbery in action!

by DJ Silly Hat August 24, 2008

slobberchops

An old British word, still used in some areas, esp. Ireland.

1. One who dribbles.
2. A messy eater
3. A lecherous man

1. Grandad is a right slobberchops.
2. Grandad is a right slobberchops.
3. Grandad is a right slobberchops.

by Jinny the Squinny March 14, 2005