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snark welt

Noun. (Plural: snark welts) A well crafted, snarky comment which causes the recipient to respond as though they had just been physically slapped.
“The things which Betty said to her ex last night at the party were cold; it looked like he might cry from all her snark welts."
by OlyWABCR May 4, 2016
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snarkccënt

A tool used to indicate sarcastic intent when communicating via text. To use the snarkccënt, place an acute accent (´), grave accent (`), circumflex (ˆ), diaeresis (¨), macron (¯), breve (˘), or caron (ˇ) over the final vowel of the final word in the sarcastic statement.
"Remember that time I said I think you're cool? I lied."
"Next time, use a snarkccënt. Otherwise people may think you're being serioús."
by essehmbee December 1, 2016
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Snarkmates

Friends, co-workers, or acquaintances who enjoy being sarcastic and negative or snarky about other friends, co-workers, and acquaintances. Often two females whose friendship is strengthened by their mutual dislike of others.
Ever since the two gymnasts found out they both dislike their instructor, they have became great snarkmates and always tell jokes about her.
by #nofilter December 12, 2016
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serket

Serket the goddess scorpion of Egyptian mythology.

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Serket the goddess scorpion of Egyptian mythology. Its name is an abbreviation of the expression Serket-Hetyt which means "that which squeezes the throat" or, according to another interpretation, "that which facilitates the breathing in the throat" - in the first case it alludes to the easy breathing of the and in the second to its beneficial role in curing scorpion bites (one of the effects of these bites being the sensation of suffocation). It is also known as Selchis, Selkhet, Selkis, Selkhit, Selkit, Selqet, Serkhet, Serket-Hetyt, Serqet and Serquet.
by LolalololA October 29, 2017
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sherkeen

A very handsome , smart, tall man. He is very chill and laid back . He is super cool and a ladies man. Females fall in love with sherkeen all the time. He is also well dressed man.
I wish I can Dress like sherkeen
Why can’t I be cool and chill like sherkeen
by Latasha1305 November 22, 2021
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Snarkassist

Helpful for victims of narcissistic abuse, especially the empath, a ‘snarkassist’ is the light boost given by a meme lampooning the narcissist or a humorous cartoon, image or one-liner, a bit of snark, to assist the victim and survivor in recovery.
In need of a snarkassist I thought of the joke ‘How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero. They don’t use lightbulbs, they use gaslighting.’
by PunAlert June 6, 2023
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Snarkletarklearklemarkle

Fat ass who plays league of legends all fucking day and has 76 different diseases from eating his cheato crumbs of the homeless shelter floor
You fucking Snarkletarklearklemarkle

They’re a Snarkletarklearklemarkle
by Unskillednpc September 27, 2023
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