snarkccënt 

A tool used to indicate sarcastic intent when communicating via text. To use the snarkccënt, place an acute accent (´), grave accent (`), circumflex (ˆ), diaeresis (¨), macron (¯), breve (˘), or caron (ˇ) over the final vowel of the final word in the sarcastic statement.

"Remember that time I said I think you're cool? I lied."
"Next time, use a snarkccënt. Otherwise people may think you're being serioús."

snarkccënt by essehmbee December 1, 2016

Snaccent 

The way you sound when you're speaking with a mouth full of food.

Bro, swallow your food. I can't understand you through your Snaccent.

Snaccent by LameyLynn July 19, 2011

snarkument 

An argument that degenerates into a war of witty retorts, snarky insults, and/or clever flames. The original point of the argument becomes invalid, if there was one. Once it becomes a snarkument it is just a contest of sarcastic comebacks.

These are popular in movies and sitcoms, especially with annoying bitchy characters who aren't actually funny. a lot of people try to emulate it IRL for fun and drama, but fail because they're not actually intelligent enough to pull it off, and then they're all butthurt that their life isn't like their favorite TV show.

When one is a true master of snarkuing, there is much joy to be found in the world. It is one of the highest, most enjoyable and satisfying forms of trolling, particularly when met with an earnest, capable, but oblivious opponent.

Judging my the conversations in my head, I'd win any snarkument I came across.

A clever troll who can lead his unwitting victims into a trap of perfect insults that they may not even understand—he is a master of the snarkument.

snarkument by roguerenna March 18, 2011