sneeze play

Sneeze play is erotic sneezing on one or more sexual partners. It also encompasses sneezing during a sexual encounter. Often it is followed by other sexual acts but there are some who find it so titillating that they need no further stimulation.

I can't wait for flu season. That's when all my sneeze play fantasies will be fulfilled.

Man, I wish I could find some sneeze play porn.

I'm so lucky that my lover has sinus problems. I never realized how sexy that sneeze play can be!

by minibaird January 26, 2008

sneedy

An amalgamation of the two words, seedy and needy. Generally when one has not masturbated or experienced sexual release for an extended period of time. Becoming sneedy can affect judgement i.e a 6 becomes a 9. Meaningless activities performed by a person(s) off the opposite sex make you become aroused.

Man #1 : Ummmm, you sip that coffee you dirty girl.
Man #2 : Man, you're sneedy. Go bash one out.

by Undy May 8, 2013

Sneeze milk

To ejaculate in any way, shape, or form.

Butters: You see Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis will sneeze milk inside the ladies tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man looses interest in the lady.

by Shadow9 March 4, 2007

sneepur

Icelandic for Clitoris

Women have a Sneepur.

by Jarod S. May 4, 2006

Sneetch

Of Dr. Seuss fame, a large yellow bird that may or may not have a blue star on it's belly.

Colloquially a person or thing that offends. Can also be an event that pisses you off.

"That no star Sneetch!"

"Dude! Your mom just got sent to Auschwitz!!!"
"Sneetch!"

"Ha ha! I replaced your shampoo with actual poo!"
"You fucking Sneetch!"

"We're gonna be late for the plane!"
"Sneetch!"

"Corrissa wrecked your car"
"That sneetch ass motherfucker!"

"Who's the Sneetch that ate all the popcorn?"

by Invisa-sneetch June 23, 2009

Sneezewad

A person who is very stupid, mean, and/or aggressive.

"Axl Rose is a total sneezewad!"

by Fingertoes! July 31, 2009

sneeze shart

A sneeze that triggers off a shart. leaving you with a snotty nose and soiled underwear!

Bill....."I will have to change my underwear , i sneezed and the pressure triggered off a shart!"
Ted....."oh, you mean you've sneeze sharted..... you dirty bastard"

by steinbitur October 20, 2010