Smear tactics

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.
Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.
by E-man June 21, 2016
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Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink
Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall
by Pissiepiss October 29, 2022
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Cold Smeared Face

Shittin on mf's since 1981
Cold smeared face....man he shittin on errbody..since 1981 yo
by Pebbinghouse March 10, 2021
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Beef smears

"I wasn't going to wash my panties but then I noticed they had some serious beef smears."
by Trinkets friend February 06, 2012
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clear smear

Kind of similar to tea bagging but when the ho Smears her just fucked wet vag all over his face.
Dude! I tried to tea bag this bitch I just fucked, but Fiona turned around and clear smeared my face instead.
by Seda18 January 17, 2019
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Smear Merchants

"Directing hate because they can't deliver on their politics." Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful!
Hym "That's correct! That is exactly what you are! You are completely capable of understanding what this is. And WHO is incapable of delivering on their politics? Did you take all of the billionaires money? Is healthcare free? You are obfuscating the degree to which my grievance is legitimate and refusing to talk about it to deny me my recourse."

A retard (who fucks) "He should have to regret threatening my kids!"

Hym "I don't. I actually can't wait for them to die. The second (and I mean the very instant) your kids die... You will see EXACTLY how right I am. You put the lives of your children in the hands of 'smear merchants' who are acting in bad faith and they are doing the exact opposite of what they should have done. Up to 20% of all schizophrenia patients. It's just gaslighting for the explicit purpose of ruining my life. I don't care that I threatened your kids NOR DO I HAVE TO. You do not have the right to do this to people in the name of your kids and NOW it's just going to have to be someone else's kids. This did nothing to protect the one and you'll do nothing to protect the other. It doesn't matter what the data says. The data doesn't decide whether or not your kids die. Do yourself a favor and stop ASKING these YouTube smear merchants."
by Hym Iam January 09, 2025
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Rona-Smear

Having your nussy swabbed like a pap-smear to test for Covid-19.
Going in for my fourth Rona-smear. Maybe they'll find the cheerio I left there in 1981.
by Nenegade January 19, 2021
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