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smash

Term used in South-East London meaning you have someone doing whatever you want. Nb. often it will simply be a comeback when nothing else is able to be used.

To have someone on smash.
1: Get a drink for me please.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!

1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!

1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.
by kgyasi102 November 27, 2012
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smash

to fuck; includes oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex, and mutual masturbation
"woah, i'm about to smash her in a few minutes"
by thanks for asking November 24, 2016
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Smashing

The action of chatting over plenty of fish. It is called this due to the agressive smashing of cords when connecting to the other person.
Hey bud, what's up?" "Not much, just smashing with this chick
by Fal1acy April 7, 2011
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SmasheD

Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.
OMGWTFBBQ! that SmasheD dude can pick up chicks and play BF42 at the same time, while looking cool!
by SmasheD March 12, 2005
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smash

by NAMEMYGENDER April 4, 2017
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smash

1. Smash –the act of pummeling

2. Smash – the act of resolving a problem
3. Smash – to fuck thoroughly
1. Shut your mouth you cunt before you get smashed on
2. Sounds like you two have some beef you better smash that before it escalates

3. That Hot Breezy’s eyeing you’re the Mac better smash that while she’s wet
by R.K. Lee April 15, 2016
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Smash

To have s*x or f**k around
Would you smash me?
by Lucy6911 April 4, 2017
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