Term used in South-East London meaning you have someone doing whatever you want. Nb. often it will simply be a comeback when nothing else is able to be used.
To have someone on smash.
To have someone on smash.
1: Get a drink for me please.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!
1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!
1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!
1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!
1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.
by kgyasi102 November 27, 2012
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by Fal1acy April 7, 2011
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by SmasheD March 12, 2005
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Did you smash your alarm clock again?
by ZZorra June 30, 2015
Get the Smash mug.1. Smash –the act of pummeling
2. Smash – the act of resolving a problem
3. Smash – to fuck thoroughly
2. Smash – the act of resolving a problem
3. Smash – to fuck thoroughly
1. Shut your mouth you cunt before you get smashed on
2. Sounds like you two have some beef you better smash that before it escalates
3. That Hot Breezy’s eyeing you’re the Mac better smash that while she’s wet
2. Sounds like you two have some beef you better smash that before it escalates
3. That Hot Breezy’s eyeing you’re the Mac better smash that while she’s wet
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