(verb, intransitive) To engage in quick, vigorous and unbridled sexual intercourse. Frequently ends in premature ejaculation and tears.
It should be noted that "smash" is an intransitive verb and should never carry a direct object. (despite what one may read on the internets) One should never say "She's so hot, I'd smash her all night." Rather, the object is implied by the context. "She's so hot. I'd smash all night."
It should be noted that "smash" is an intransitive verb and should never carry a direct object. (despite what one may read on the internets) One should never say "She's so hot, I'd smash her all night." Rather, the object is implied by the context. "She's so hot. I'd smash all night."
by Brittsa February 12, 2017
Term used in South-East London meaning you have someone doing whatever you want. Nb. often it will simply be a comeback when nothing else is able to be used.
To have someone on smash.
To have someone on smash.
1: Get a drink for me please.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!
1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!
1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!
1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!
1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.
by kgyasi102 November 20, 2012
The action of chatting over plenty of fish. It is called this due to the agressive smashing of cords when connecting to the other person.
by Fal1acy March 23, 2011
Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.
by SmasheD March 13, 2005
to stick Dick UP pussy
by NAMEMYGENDER April 05, 2017
What you do to your alarm clock when it's Monday and you're either hungover or definitely not a morning bird.
by ZZorra June 22, 2015