Smushie

A Vagina of the highest quality, fresh, clean, neat & ready to be filled with an equally strong piece of man-meat (a Lachy)

I'm just here tryna get myself some smushie

by Olli-xoxo January 6, 2022

smushbutter

When a woman expels air from her turd cutter and the remains of last night's bout with mandingos baby gravy oozes out of her dirtbox.

I was at my boyfriend's house and was getting and when I came I accidentally farted there was so much smushbutter.

by Deepinya January 29, 2022

Smussy

The absolutely rancid grease hole or beef flaps of a man that is usually ginger and named smiley

Damn when he pulled down his pants his "smussy" was just hanging out of his panties

by Robakahero March 22, 2022

Smush

Smush: When a flacid penis thrusts a vagina.

Oliver: How was last night mate?
Jack: Ok mate, drank a bit too much so only smushed her.

by Lorenzo II June 10, 2022

Smushjob

Doughnut between dick and mouth. Good when forgetting to wash you cock.

OH SHIT I FORGOT TO WASH MY COCK! Good thing i bought doughnuts, can i have a smushjob honey?

I got the best smushjob yesterday! hey kisses tasted like raspberry jam.

I have some leftover doughnuts if you come over i could give you a smushjob.

by ROYFLASHLIGHT May 30, 2023

Smus

Used to describe an unfortunate set of affairs, circumstances or as a descriptor word.

Oh no, I am covered in smus!

You dropped your smus.

Hurry! I am going to smus

by Smussie June 15, 2023

smushymut

My girlfriend called me it

You little smushymut

by PDizzy134 January 3, 2024