Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

slaps

A friendly way of saying goodbye! like luv ya! etc... originates from ancient tribal slapping... when one man would slap another and shout 'humba' (roughly translated to slaps.)

Girl 1: so like omg, see you tomorrow!! bi bi xxxxxxxxxx
Girl 2: kk! Slaps!
Girl 1: luv ya 2!

by Ami May 13, 2005

Habby Slap

Habby Slap: When a man removes his penis from his pants and wildly starts slapping the female/male involved across her face causing severe orgasmic pleasure for the man but may cause bruising for the other person involved.

Jack: Aw man what were you up to last night?

Drew: Just habby slapping ure mum like crazy, that bitch can take a beating.

Jack: Rough dude.

by schlonger23 June 4, 2009

gibbs slap

A slap upside the back of the head usually done to someone who did or said something stupid. It was invented by Leroy Jethro Gibbs.

DiNozzo: "An assisted suicide of a suicide bomber whose suicide was before his suicide bombing. It's like how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck..."
Gibbs gibbs slaps him.

by mcabbyshipper January 17, 2013

Kentucky Slap

A series of actions resulting in a horrendous wakeup. First, one person coats their hand in a mixture of breadcrumbs, egg yolks, and batter. When a person is sleeping a second person throws very got heavy cream on the person's face, and immediately after comes the slap of a hand with the described mixture resulting in a large imprint on the person's face, hence the "Kentucky Slap." It is often understandably confused with the Italian Breakfast Wakeup, the Asian Breakfast Wakeup, and many others. The name "Kentucky Slap" comes from the esoteric language and culture of a motely crew in Kentucky who frequently engaged and revered the practice of "Kentucky Slapping." Despite many efforts to thwart the "Kentucky Slappers," they have remained resilient and triumpant.

I ultimately decided Jeff would have to be Kentucky Slapped for his actions. His insolence would lead to a substitution of full size croutons for a harsher feeling of the "Kentucky Slap." Jeff: That Kentucky Slap last night stung terribly. Everyone saw my face and knew I had been Kentucky Slapped, it was so humiliating that that I started to cry.

by ChevayChase April 11, 2015

Slapping flap

A married woman having an extra marital affair with a different woman.

I wish my wife would stop slapping flap all over town.

by Bonals May 26, 2018

slap leather

To pull out your gun in a gunfight. It comes from the Old West, where gunslingers carried pistols in leather holsters.

"Don't ever slap leather with Clint Eastwood."

by sublimeade October 20, 2008