skypesitting

Using the Skype program to babysit over the internet so as to avoid being physically present.

Yesterday I was skypesitting my sister's kids from home while watching the game.

by hp phD April 19, 2011

Skypekin

When a man, whilst sitting on a toilet, masturbates to a female over skype.

My roommate just took his laptop to the bathroom with him, he's definitely getting a skypekin

by IHaveOneDirtyAssRoomie May 9, 2011

Skypetually Transmitted Disease

the disease you get from being a skype whore. AKA, an STD.

Carrie was up all night on Skype with Billy, if she isn't careful she's gonna get a Skypetually Transmitted Disease.

by squirtle ;) October 11, 2011

skype-bag

dangling one's male genitalia in front of the computer camera while skyping

I thought Bill had left the room, until he skype-bagged me.

by PosterNutBag86 July 19, 2012

Skypaholic

People who drink together while skyping others in order to not drink alone (which, or course makes you an alcoholic).

"You are a Skypaholic, currently." (as said to my by a friend while drinking on Skype.)

by stryfe August 15, 2012

Skype-Beers

A Skype-Beers is when you video conference your friends on Skype and everyone on the call drink beers.

I did a Skype-Beers with my buddies yesterday.

by Gamleur84 October 30, 2013

skype gf

A woman that you met on skype, who likes you for your personality as well as your ability to sext her like a pro.

"I can't come over to your house, I just got this skype gf to talk to."

"My skype gf is driving me nuts, she always wants to sext but I'm running out of material."

by MysteryMan96700 January 8, 2014