Sloopee

Going into a7/11 to get a slurpee while secretly mixing with Absolute Vodka and not getting caught. YOU have created a Sloopee.

Did you see Axel, he made a sloopee with half a fifth in his super big gulp .

by Diamond Personality August 19, 2017

Sploop

A mixture of sperm, blood, and poop.

(cherie)-"Whats that on your pants"?
(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
(cherie)-"Youre such an ass slut"!

by SHITTALKCOCK December 6, 2017

Sloop

A very salty soup

Sloop

A very watery/Very salty soup

I asked me mate for some soup, next thing ye know it taste like pure sodium, did I ask for soup or sloop mate?

by Chickennoodlesloop July 29, 2018

Sloopin

The act of resting(until unconscious) whilst also sitting on a toilet defecating. This is only recommend to be done in one's own home because the risk of sliding off and shitting on the floor for 15 minutes while asleep doesn't butter anyone's cresuant.

Yo fam, have you tried sloopin? I totally did it before you got here, I feel great!

by Youknowwhattheysaytho October 24, 2018

articqaus sloopyascious

A Predator that is known for its constant swamp ass this animal lived during the cretaceous period and mainly ate the reproductive organs of other animals.

Bruh the articqaus sloopyascious is Shlomi's favorite dinosaur cause it's like him.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

scloop

<Action Verb> To scoop the cum from your partners beaver and eat with great satisfaction.

Man 1: Man I sclooped that bitch last night
Man2: How'd dat taste?
Man1: Like sweet cotton candy.

by team awsome April 28, 2006

SLOOPER

A person who is particularly lazy or intoxicated. Unable to form sentences in response to questions.

That's the third time Johns been drunk this week, has such a slooper.

by .G.I. December 12, 2019