Singles Day

A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!

"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"

"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"

by ScrewValentines February 11, 2010

jimmy single

A joint/spliff, but using a small rizla

Jason: Damn, I'm out of kingsize rizlas
Ant: Your gonna have to roll a Jimmy Single

by Anthony Corkingbottom March 18, 2008

sex in single player mode

Masturbation

I’m gonna go home and have sex in single player mode

by Loki19634 January 15, 2019

Single individual doobie

To smoke Cannabis in a room full of friends, and not share any.

''Hey you passing that Joint Nigga?!?''

''Nah man, Single individual doobie.''

by Sir Burgess. December 17, 2011

single string meat banjo

Another name for female masterbation!

I walked in on my mom playing the single string meat banjo!

by Denhamj February 21, 2018

Single pegger

When u rev it to about 5 grand and then Fucken dump the clutch and she only spins one wheel making the cunt not kick out.

The cunt doesn’t kick out she’s a single pegger.

by Tracygrimshaw April 1, 2020

cornflake single

A song one has not played in a long time that is even better than one remembers. As used by BBC6 presenter Steve Lamacq on his programme on 29 February 2008.

Cream's "Strange Brew" is a cornflake single.

by R.C.W. February 29, 2008