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shower, shake, and shit

While the phrase can be used to describe the literal acts of showering, drinking a protein shake, and shitting (in that order). It's main usage serves as a broad descriptor for one's daily ritual or routine, which often involves bathing, eating, and excreting.

Historically speaking, the 'shit' came before the 'shower'. However, the fact is that the shake (or food intake), must come before defecation can occur. In the event of multiple shit shower shake sequences, the 'shit' will still come before the 'shower' (see below), thus cleanliness is achieved and the natural order of occurrence is maintained.

shower shake |shit shower| shake shit shower shake shit shower shake shit shower

Acceptable variations:

- Shower shake shit

- Shower, shake, and shit.

- SSS, 3S, S³
"Hey you wanna play a game of League?"

"Not right now man, gonna shower, shake, and shit. I'll probably be online later."
by Careem Bob April 12, 2019
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shake battle

A verb used to describe the often disappointing process of searching one's room/home/desk (etc.) or collection of dabows for enough shake to pack a bowl or roll a joint.

Shake battles are either won or lost. If an individual finds enough shake to get sufficiently baked then it's a win. However, if the collected shake is smoked and it's not enough, the shake battle is lost.

Can be used in past tense to reference the theater of combat.
"If we're gonna pack that bowl, we'll need to shake battle"

"I just shake battled my desk and won. Sick."
by Mr. MT December 31, 2006
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Kansas City Shakedown

After committing a sexual act in a Porta John with a girlfriend or a female in a "related" or "unrelated" state, you walk out and lock her in there. Then you tip over the Porta John. This act is done to dump your girlfriend or partener.
"Dude, that Kansas City Shakedown did the trick dumping her!"
by B-ryann July 6, 2008
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shake diet

A break off of the Opti-fast diet.
The shake diet is eating only five shakes a day that are 180 calories.
I lost 28 pounds on the shake diet, and now i am going to kill jared.
by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007
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thug shaker

a thug shaker is a black man, typically dressed in a gangster’s attire butt naked dripping with oil twerking.
roku: “ I’m a thug shaker bru ong”
r8vilo: “bru no you ain’t, quit lying!”
roku: *starts twerking like a thugshaker dripping with oil”
by @r8vilo May 19, 2022
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Harlem Shake

Yet another moronic dance trend from Youtube. It starts with people in the room (or other strange location) and one person shaking like a retard and after few seconds the rest of the people do even more stupid things. I suppose this ilustrates that stupidity of one person quickly infects others.
Just when you thought that the limit of stupidity was reached with Gangnam Style, something like harlem shake shows up and completely ruins your faith in humanity.
by hubzal February 19, 2013
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shake a leg

A:All the furniture in the store is on sale today?
B: Yeah. The whole place is packed. You'd better shake a leg before it's all gone.
by Hotcha711 September 7, 2010
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