A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.
Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.
Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising.
"Check out how many speed penises we got on Phil's notebook while he was in the bathroom."
"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."
"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro."
by TheCocksman February 29, 2008
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Equal numbers of both sexes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around GBP£20. Each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite sex - the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a 'speed date'.
At the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn't. The organisers then swap contact information between matches - usually an email address or mobile phone number.
Speed dating apparently started in New York, and was popularised by TV show 'Sex In The City'. It is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20's and 30's.
Equal numbers of both sexes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around GBP£20. Each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite sex - the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a 'speed date'.
At the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn't. The organisers then swap contact information between matches - usually an email address or mobile phone number.
Speed dating apparently started in New York, and was popularised by TV show 'Sex In The City'. It is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20's and 30's.
by Dan Fox July 30, 2003
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No extra fluff or "baggage" that is irrelevant to the person, product, or idea being described. Basically, "very efficient" or "lean and mean".
by DJMushOne February 10, 2007
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Dude: Dude, bro, I would have totally stuck that turn but I got the speed wobbles half way down the hill and I knew it was time to bail!
Dude, bro: Poser...
Dude, bro: Poser...
by Molly C August 22, 2006
Get the speed wobbles mug.A power-up in call of duty: black ops that reduces reload time by 50%. Bought in vending machines after power is turned on.
by MicX5 December 31, 2010
Get the Speed Cola mug.A awesome guy with a big penis usually 7-12 inches long. ladies love shpend. he is a total sex machine and is the best in bed. but he is usually really sweet. people with the name Shpend usually have a god given right to do whatever they want. Shpend is awesome.
Girl #1: hey i heard you had sex with Shpend, How was it?
Girl #2: it was the best experience of my life! He did the tongue tornado on me it was amazing.
Girl #2: it was the best experience of my life! He did the tongue tornado on me it was amazing.
by best man ever April 24, 2011
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The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 1, 2006
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