Shitability

The ability of a situation, a person or an object to be shitty.

"If we invest in this, what is the percentage of its shitability?"

"I'm not sure I want to keep seeing her, I hear her shitability is very high"

" - Why are you home? - I felt my shitability increasing this morning, I didn't want to offend anyone"

by Franky Frivolity December 9, 2017

shilay

Shilay's are some of the most gorgeous women on the planet. Highly elusive, they are incredibly hard to find and tend to be very mysterious. Shilays are tall with big gorgeous curly hair. They are usually very artistic and musically inclined. They are the best friend you'll ever find. People are naturally drawn to them as they are easy going, artistic and hilarious.

Damn I just met the most amazing girl!
Ah, she must be named Shilay, am I right?

by zuzana June 8, 2018

Shitaki

A shitaki is a mushroom but in this context it is a shit talking “friend” that is a fake friend which is a very toxic relationship, the shitaki is worse that a fake friend as they do not leave just like a fungus.

“So the Shitaki is back?”

by L-na January 8, 2019

Shinla

A god-like entity. With eternal powers. Believed to gift worshipers great things. This is in Taoism.

Pray to the Shinla and you will be showered with gifts.

by Kanegae March 4, 2021

shetland person

Another term to describe midgets. They are built in the same proportions as Shetland pony’s

I heard you fucked that shetland person you were chatting to a the bar the other night.

by Therealoat November 23, 2021

Shila

a happy person and or a nickname that you gave prisila

bella:hi shila

me: thats not my name

by shilawaffel24 December 3, 2021

Shirlack

A slur you would use to call someone who is braindead/incompetent at their job.

If Corey keeps fucking up these orders I am sure he is part Shirlack.

by BlakeyBigBucks May 11, 2022